luni, 17 mai 2010

God .SWOT Analysis.

Strong Points : Morning, Captain Obvious. HE IS GOD. He invented the world which is prolly the most original way to display power. He's a fine commander with armies of blind creatures by his side, and is reffered to as the superlative itself. He can kill, forbidd, give birth, destroy withot any objection. As a fierce dictator, anyone who has the nerve to oppose his authority dies. In fact, it doesn't even matter , cause we all die . He can deceive like no other, giving his little androids the false impression of autonomy, always cutting the dead ends of his garden.
Weak Points: HE IS GOD. If he doesn't exist, or he has a different name than we have to admit that life is a big fat bad joke.
Opportunities: HE IS GOD.He's got more than a "world of opportunities", since he doesn't have a rival, and no one knows what his next move is going to be. Did i mention that the idea of evil is as present in his nature as the idea of good? There is no Satan. There is no loving Father. There is just an immense will that carries us away.
Threats: Hello?! HE IS GOD and he wants to let me know that if I dare to post this, I shall be drowning in my own shit. GOD is not amused and he does not approve this message ... so now I have just turned all of you into sinners and you all lost the game.

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