Preparing 4 the holiday.

I have to be straightforward and say that i 've never been to Confession; I know, I'm a sinner and everything but I stand rebut . Anyway , in order to compensate for that, I am actually willing to recall the bad things that I've done these past few days.
Firstly , it looks like i mastered the fine art of blackmail cause i think I successfully used it almost every day.( for noble causes....mostly) . I like to call my next sin surrealistic threatening.......never to be accomplished, but never fails.I lied, I cheated ,I swore, I took God's name in vane. Basically these are my sins. The situation is not that bad( yeah, I'm going straightly to hell):))).