10 reasons against sex while drunk

1.Can't play with the lights.( Hot dude lights on, ugly dude lights off)
2.The missionary position seems to be enough.
3. Vices, pleasures...call them whatever you like. That's just semantics. Word is, they never go together.
4. Morning time?! I don't think so.
5.When you drink Jack, Jameson and Johnny , there is no better man.
6.Sex = balance....heels + whiskey = lack of balance
7. You know it , you hate it.......dial 567-54-PREGNANCY
8.Eventually , you are going to vomit; that's so not right.
9. Womanizing, boozing , drugs.... so wrong if underage.
10 Everything i wrote here might be fake....cause i lack the experience to confirm all the above mentioned.